New Words and Phrases
Pixel Dick - In short this cute little phrase is used when you intend to film yourself and your partner getting giggy shall we say!! Nothing like home made porn!! ;-D The thought of seeing myself in action does not appeal to me in the slightest but apparently some of my mates quite enjoy the experience! The question you need to ask is how many pixels does it take to cover up your willy? It is like porn they dont want you to look at were they make all the interesting bits fuzzy!! Always aim high...that will be 3 pixels then !! This phrase will become quite common I feel between swingers and nuns. Females will also be able to use the phrase 'Pixel Pussy' to talk about the size of their gash!! winner!!
Gruff or Gruffter - This is what boys call their man muff!! A gruffter!! It is like the Raleigh Grifter of Muffs!!! A beast of a muff!! For those of you who don't know what a Raleigh Grifter is then I shall give a brief description..It was like the Sherman Tank of bmx's!! I kid you not.. When bmx's became popular this was the Britsih response.. I remember trying to do a jump off a plank on this, it fooking nearly killed me! I literally dropped off the end of a wall, head first..testicles wrapped around the seat post!! I talked like Graham Norton for a week..It hurts just thinking about it!!! On reflection though, I loved my Grifter! I had many a fun time pushing the bastard uphill!! lol !! But, I love my gruffter more...te he he!!
T.L.C. Breakfast - A T.L.C. breakfast is what gets me through the working week!!
Tea - cups and cups of Tea!!
Liquid Ibruprofen - the best invention of the last 50 years, 2 capsules thank you please!!
Cheese on Toast - It just tastes so right!!! mmmmm!!!
Georgie Breakfast - Named after one of the greatest footballers,shaggers and downright legends ever!! George Best!! The Georgie breakfast is quite simple and straight to the point...One can of Stella...Hairy dog and lets get back on it!! The Georgie Breakfast is frequently used on weekenders and when you know ain't nothing going to cure your hangover but another beer. It has to be Stella or you are a gayer! fact!
Leo Sayer - No I don't mean getting a piggy back off a curly haired seventies pop idol!! This phrase means going out all day drinking... Leo Sayer = All Dayer!!!! Use this phrase to confuse anyone under the age of 25 who has absolutely no idea who he is!!
I am beginning to realise I must confuse everybody as I talk in riddles and phrases only I know?
Happy days!! :-D
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