Thursday, 29 October 2009

Can Zombies Get Wood?

 

I am currently fascinated by zombies??Just bought this film!!

However, I have one puzzling question? Can Zombies get wood?

Zombie powers are;

Zombies never sleep, and they are incapable of fatigue.

Zombies are impervious to pain and require no air to breathe.

They are thus immune to drugs, poisons, gases, extremes of temperature and pressure,high   voltage electricity, suffocation, and drowning.

While not invulnerable to physical injury, zombies can suffer great damage to their bodies (including dismemberment) without being adversely affected. Dismembering the legs will render the zombie immobile, but the creature will still continue to subsist. Likewise, decapitation will incapacitate the body, but the head will still "live".

Zombies don’t possess any superhuman strength, nor do they have a night vision, a characteristic usually common to undead monsters. 

There is nothing about getting wood! Maybe, they have permanent wood? After all, if rigamortis has set in they would be permanently hard? Also, female zombies are unlikely to 'get damp' so that would mean that the male zombie would either have to 'lube up' the famale zombie or 'dry hump' her!! Chances are that his 'wood' would simply snap off during the act of Zombie love!! Ouch!!

It's a tough life being undead!! ZOMBIE NATION



 

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