Wednesday 28 October 2009

DivorCE - it's just natural selection (fact)



Is DivorCE uNdERRated?

According to research men and women have different approaches to sex and marriage? This is because it takes a woman nine months to make a baby, while it takes a man about two minutes.This simple biological fact, allied to the inexorable force of natural selection, lies behind the folk wisdom that all males (not just human males) are always available for sex. Men typically do not need much persuading to invest a short amount of time in having sex, with the chance of spreading their genes as a result, because they are the sons of men who did not need much persuading. For all females(not just human females) sex tends to lead to pregnancy, and pregnancy is a serious commitment of time and resources. It is best only to risk pregnancy when the time and the partner are right, so women have higher standards and take more presuading. Women are cautious because they are the daughters of women who were cautious.

How dare my X call me a cheating, lying bastard when it's just natural selection!!!
Why didn't my solicitor find this research at £150 an hour..twat!!!!
I feel soo much better about how I acted now!! It wasn't my fault at all!!
I simply just met a less cautious women who wanted me to make her pregnant..devious bitch!! ;-Dx
Who needs furniture anyway? Happy Days!!

4 comments:

  1. I think there's a flaw in your theory (just one?).

    The women who weren't cautious would have had more children. The women who were cautious would have had fewer children in the same amount of time, and so natural selection means they'd be a tiny minority.

    In fact, if the males are only willing to invest a short amount of time then the cautious women wouldn't ever find a mate as the males would all be off with the less cautious females.

    Just my thoughts on the matter. :)

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  2. Mate, it ain't my theory!! Robert Trivers, the evolutionary biologist said it's because of evolution!! So there!! I am not just a lying cheating bastard!! honest!! ;-D

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  3. Well, he's wrong then. :P

    Blatantly the combination that results in most breeding/children is going to have the advantage in natural selection.

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  4. Stu, the less cautious women are on the Contraceptice pill!! So can shag as much as they want without getting pregnant!! ;-D

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