Jesus, it feels like ages since I last wrote a blog post..(it is! :-D)
Been a bit crazy recently..work, trip to Poland, organising a gig and moving house!
Pretty knackered tonight as I have been tidying the room I am renting at the moment.
I have far too much stuff for 1 room..I am in the process of de-cluttering...again!!
Lots to write about in the next few weeks but time for sleep!
Exciting times!!! :-Dx
I keep having a recurring dream...
A naked Indian takes me to talk to Jim Morrison !!!
The conversation goes....
Gord: Jim, why was I supposed to put on this concert?
Jim: Because you had to learn that it doesn't matter what you do, Cassandra loves you for who you are and that, being an adult means facing resposibility yet still taking the time to have fun.
Gord: Right, its like coming home on Friday night and doing your homework right away so that your Saturday night is free to just party.
Jim: No I like the way I said it better.
Gord: OK.
At the center of the plot of Wayne’s World 2 is Wayne and Garth’s attempt to stage a rock concert, a la Woodstock, but called Waynestock instead. Where does Wayne get the idea? He has a quite psychedelic dream where an Indian leads him in the desert to talk to no less than Jim Morrison, in a funny send up of The Doors movie. Morrison tells Wayne that the one thing he should do with his life is to put on a rock concert. His key words to Wayne are, “If you book them, they will come.” He also instructs Wayne that in order to pull this off successfully, he and Garth must go to London to locate Del Preston (Ralph Brown), who is supposedly the world’s greatest stage manager.
Where's Del when you need him??? Don't believe your dreams!!!
I think I am going mental?? I need a drink!!! ;-Dxx
I never felt magic crazy as this
I never saw moons knew the meaning of the sea
I never held emotion in the palm of my hand
Or felt sweet breezes in the top of a tree
But now you're here
Brighten my northern sky.
I've been a long time that I'm waiting
Been a long that I'm blown
I've been a long time that I've wandered
Through the people I have known
Oh, if you would and you could
Straighten my new mind's eye.
Would you love me for my money
Would you love me for my head
Would you love me through the winter
Would you love me 'til I'm dead
Oh, if you would and you could
Come blow your horn on high.
I never felt magic crazy as this
I never saw moons knew the meaning of the sea
I never held emotion in the palm of my hand
Or felt sweet breezes in the top of a tree
But now you're here
Brighten my northern sky.
LOVE MUSIC HATE RACISM - GIG
@ The Town Mill Mansfield
25th of November 7.30pm -11.30pm
£3 NUS £4 Non NUS
UNITING DIFFERENT CULTURES UNDER ONE BANNER TO PROVE THERES NO PLACE FOR RACISM IN SOCIETY.
FASCIST GROUPS LIKE THE BNP AND EDL WANT TO DIVIDE OUR COMMUNITIES BY MISLEADING AND LYING TO PEOPLE ABOUT THE CAUSES OF UNEMPLOYMENT, LACK OF HOUSING AND THE ECONOMIC CRISIS. THIS IS BASED ON THE DISGUSTING IDEA THAT ONLY WHITE PEOPLE HAVE THE RIGHT TO LIVE IN THIS COUNTRY
OUR EVENTS SERVE AS A TESTAMENT TO THE FACT THAT A DIVERSE AND MULTICULTURAL SOCIETY IS A POSITIVE THING
What's it all about, Alfie?
Is it just for the moment we live?
What's it all about when you sort it out, Alfie?
Are we meant to take more than we give
or are we meant to be kind?
And if only fools are kind, Alfie,
then I guess it's wise to be cruel.
And if life belongs only to the strong, Alfie,
what will you lend on an old golden rule?
As sure as I believe there's a heaven above, Alfie,
I know there's something much more,
something even non-believers can believe in.
I believe in love, Alfie.
Without true love we just exist, Alfie.
Until you find the love you've missed you're nothing, Alfie.
When you walk let your heart lead the way
and you'll find love any day, Alfie, Alfie.
I think that the poetry of World War One is unsurpassable...
I chose to study it in depth at university.
Just close your eyes and listen to the words..
The imagery is so vivid and horrendous but truely amazing!
Two of my favourites are Sassoon and Owen.
I have picked a selection.
I feel that Rupert Brooke is also very relevant.
This poem was written before the start of the war
Romantic visons of dying for one's country.
The excitement and the adventure that the soldiers thought they were going on.
Juxtapose this with the reality of the poetry of Sassoon and Owen.
The time line of the poetry tells the story of World War One.
Finally, one of my favourite TV shows of all time BlackAdder Goes Forth..
Finding humour in suffering!
Sometimes it's the best way to get a message across!!
The 25th of November at the Town Mill in Mansfield 7.30 -11.30!!
This has taken alot of time and effort on my part!! Trying to organise a gig with a budget of next to nothing has been trying to say the least.The two bands booked so far are The Educatables and Supermojo..trying to sort headline act asap!!I have pestered loads of bands but no confirmed acts yet...We Were Promised Jet Packs said last night they would have done it but they are touring all of Novemeber! They would have been amazing..next time if they aren't massive by then!! Been pricing up t-shirts but unlikely we will have a budget to do that.. :-( shame really as it would be coolio to have a t-shirt to commemorate the first gig I have ever organised!!I must mention a guy I met at the Hockley Hustle who has been really helpful.. Cheers Andy without your advice I doubt I would have been able to get all the contacts :-D
Anyone is welcome so get in touch if you want a ticket...
All the profits will be going to support the Love Music Hate Racism campaign!
Dear Dr G - I have recently met a new girlfriend. I really like her and I stopped over at her house for the first time not long ago. Everything was going well until we went to the bedroom! We were getting down to business when she got up and walked over to the window sill and closed three small boxes? I asked what they were? She replied that they were the ashes of her dead dogs!! Fluffy, Scruffy and Trevor!! It freaked me out totally!! I mean, why the fook would you call a dog Trevor? I found out later that it was the name of her dead husband. My friends have now started taking the piss and call her the 'Black Widow.' The problem I have, is that I can't get aroused anymore when I am with her because I keep thinking about Trevor!! I really like her, what should I do?
This is a more common problem than you would think!!
There are a few options available;
1) If you really like her, ask her if the dogs would like to watch? Take some toys for them to play with! Take them for a walk together...just think how romantic it would be!!!
2) Ask her if she likes it doggy style..always a bonus!!
3) Snort the ashes as a form of foreplay
4) Replace the ashes with pork scratchings..she will never know until you eat them!!
5) You have to ask yourself what sort of a crazy bitch calls a dog Trevor?
6) Leave the crazy bitch well alone...dead dogs on the window sill!!!
7) How fit is she? Above an 8/10 she can do what the fook she likes no matter how fooking mental it might seem! Always remember..true love never runs smoothly and your mates might take the piss but they can't suck your cock!!(unless you play rugby)
Be safe now!!! A problem shared is a problem doubled!!
Madonna Moment - This occurs when you are approximately on your third or fourth pint...when you get into the groove... you know what I mean!! The lager is just taking effect, music, women, etc...nothing else matters in the whole world but being in the pub at that particular time!! world debt, plague and famine are irrelevant..the Madonna Moment!! Make the most of it because there is only one way your going...down hill ;-D
Bum Crackling - This is a common day-after syndrome. Beer and a kebab or curry lead to sloppy bowels!!
In the rush to rejoin the fun in the pub you wipe quickly and without a care in the world. When you wake up in the morning you feel hungover and a little crusty. Your bum hair is a little shall we say twigletty!! You can risk not having a shower but this will lead to debris constantly falling into your pants for the rest of the day!! not good!! Shower is the only cure!!
Lecter Cake - This is a special cake you give to somone at work!! What a birthday treat they say THE MERINGUE IS SO LIGHT AND FLUFFY!! Little do they know there is something very special mixed in the ingredients!! ;-D see also jizz lobber..
Happy birthday work mate!!! mwah mwah!!!
Domestos Lollipop - I fooking hate swimming but see it is a necessary evil when I can't run!! 'But I like swimming' you say! Bollox!! How can you enjoy swimming in other people's piss and chlorine? Up and down the lane you go...dull dull dull..swallowing foul water!!! Anyway, not only is it dull it leaves you smelling like you wear domestos aftershave. Here is a test for you swimming people...Don't shower and let your girlfriend suck your domestos lollipop!! Mmmmm!!! lovely surprise!! Next time just save her the trouble and let her lick the inside of the toilet bowl!!!
Went to Birmingham on Friday...ace day, train, drink and company!
Started with a can of Stella on the train...this is the law on a day trip!
Train took approximately 1hr 15mins- on time,all good.
Went to see the Pre-Raphaelite exhibition which is permanently dispalyed at the Birmingham Museum and Art Gallery
The painting above was my fave in the exhibition - ‘The death of Chatterton’ by Henry Wallis (1856). The painting shows the dead body of Thomas Chatterton, an 18th century poet who killed himself by taking arsenic rather than live in poverty. The painting shows an impoverished young man who has died of self administered arsenic poisoning. Although relatively unknown during his life, Chatterton’s death became a well known event because of the romanticised reaction it provoked. As well as this painting, there were poetic responses from the likes of Shelley, Wordsworth, Coleridge and Keats. Like always, unless you see the picture in the flesh you cannot absorb the striking vivid colours used in the painting..truely beautiful and haunting! Also, discovered this artist!!!Patrick Hughes
Superduperspective by Patrick Hughes(from the front!)
This was fascinating..I will download the video I took of this painting!! you will be amazed..well I was!!
This is how the picture looks from the side!!!
Patrick Hughes is a Birmingham born artist. I had never heard of him before I went so it was a real bonus!
His work is described as -
Hughes’ paintings have been described as visual one liners designed to raise a smile and to question how we form our visual perceptions of the world.In Hughes’ exhibitions doors magically open and close and walls move as viewers walk past them.The exhibition is designed to amuse and captivate with eye-deceiving three-dimensional paintings appearing to really move – the exhibition challenges your eyes, brain and balance all at the same time.
After a few more beers it was time to go to the 'Bodies Exhibition' @ the Custard Factory -
The Exhibition--which features actual human specimens--allows people of all ages access to sights and knowledge normally reserved only for medical professionals. Take the opportunity to peer inside yourself, to better understand how your elaborate and fascinating body works, and how you can become a more informed participant in your own health care.
The Process -
A human specimen is first preserved according to standard mortuary science. The specimen is then dissected to show whatever it is that someone wants to display. Once dissected, the specimen
is immersed in acetone, which eliminates all body water. The specimen is then placed in a large bath of silicone, or polymer, and sealed in a vacuum chamber. Under vacuum, acetone leaves the body in the form of gas and the polymer replaces it, entering each cell and body tissue. and sealed in a vacuum chamber. Under vacuum, acetone leaves the body in the form of gas and the polymer replaces
it, entering each cell and body tissue. A catalyst is then applied to the specimen, hardening it and completing the process.This method of preservation creates a specimen that will not decay.
I had wanted to go to the Bodies exhibition for ages..by chance found out that it was on in Birmingham! C had wanted to go for ages as well! result! What can I say...It totally freaked me out at first! C said that the colour drained from my face..why? Because when I first went in the thought that underneath my skin was all this stuff!! freaky as fook! It is unbelievable..these are real people..whole bodies, sectons of brains, eyeballs, ears, brain tumours, diseased livers, reproductive systems, vein systems...to name a few! The Human Body is an amazing piece of work. The bit of the exhibition that affected me the most was the preserved foetuses! I know some people would find these upsetting and disturbing but they fascinated me! I thought they looked out of this world. I am lost for the right words to describe them..amazing wouldn't do them justice..there are 5 in total - 14,18,19,24 and 28 weeks.There is a picture of one below..trust me when I say that you need to see these in the flesh to understand how they look and how they make you feel! I will never forget seeing this exhibition!!
We then went for a shop around the Custard Factory Area which is full of coolio shops and bars!! Bought a nice vintage jacket which the lads took the piss out of last night at the Maps gig!! This makes me like it even more!!! After the Custard Factory we meandered back to town, had a few more beers and got the train back to Nottingham. A fantastic day trip! I would thoroughly recommend Birmingham for a visit!!
Me and the crazy statue in the Custard Factory Area in Birmingham! :-Dx
Maybe not Tracey's bed cause it looks like she's a bit of a filth monkey!!
Anyhow, perfect Saturday morning!!
1. Wake up not too hungover
2. A nice naked lady next to you
3. Make a good cup of tea
4. Select a film to watch
5. Another cup of tea with random food - Jammie Dodgers picked up from late store last night
(they were on offer, they tasted amazing!!!)
6. Watch film - Today 24 HOUR PARTY PEOPLE!! Steve Coogan is great as Tony Wilson!!
Poignant, funny and well worth 90 mins of your time!!
7. Excellent film - 9/10 ...breakfast in bed (Cheese on Toast!! Mmmmm)
8. Inbetweeners episode just to finish the morning off - Trip to London episode ! Died and gone to clunge heaven, Simon buys tramps shoes that stink of piss lol!!
9. It's now time to get up..boo!!!
10. Radio 6, Guardian and another brew
11. Plan Saturday - Late afternoon Premiere at Broadway then Maps gig tonight!!
12. It's a beautiful day so go for a run by the river
The debate over whether these are zombies or not can rage on, but it’s worth noting just because you change a couple of rules doesn’t mean you’ve created a new genre, the zombie rules have been changing since White Zombie in the 1930s. They didn’t even used to eat people. What 28 Days Later does show is how much one simple change (they can run) can revitalise everything. Add to that the brilliant drama, atmosphere and the haunting scenes of an empty London and you have a movie that stays in the mind long after it’s over.
2. Shaun of The Dead
It’s extremely rare that a movie can successfully bridge horror and comedy but Shaun Of The Dead smacks that challenge round the face with a cricket bat. It’s the hum-drum everyday reality of Shaun and Ed’s lives - playing Timesplitters 2, popping to the shops for a Cornetto - that makes the introduction of blood-drenched zombies feel all the more real and unsettling.
1. Dawn of The Dead
With its sly take on brainless consumerism, unique atmosphere, assured director, and imaginatively gruesome FX from Tom Savini, this isn’t just the best of Romero’s ‘Dead’ series, but the best zombie movie period. At its core it taps into two desires none of us quite realised we had - to live in a mall where everything is free, and to take down a slow moving enemy with creative weapon combinations. Overall, Dawn Of The Dead is proof that a gore-fest can be thought-provoking and work on multiple levels.
This Weekend (or any other time you bump into a zombie) all you need to know about how to kill a zombie!!
Zombies are highly susceptible to fire, burning these creatures is the most effective way of destroying them. Extreme amounts of electrical current will burn a zombie's flesh, thus consuming it in flames. Zombies can also be dispatched by causing extreme trauma to their brain. This can be accomplished by driving a bullet, a drill, a long knife, a hammer, or some other blunt object into the creature's skull.
I am currently fascinated by zombies??Just bought this film!!
However, I have one puzzling question? Can Zombies get wood?
Zombie powers are;
Zombies never sleep, and they are incapable of fatigue.
Zombies are impervious to pain and require no air to breathe.
They are thus immune to drugs, poisons, gases, extremes of temperature and pressure,high voltage electricity, suffocation, and drowning.
While not invulnerable to physical injury, zombies can suffer great damage to their bodies (including dismemberment) without being adversely affected. Dismembering the legs will render the zombie immobile, but the creature will still continue to subsist. Likewise, decapitation will incapacitate the body, but the head will still "live".
Zombies don’t possess any superhuman strength, nor do they have a night vision, a characteristic usually common to undead monsters.
There is nothing about getting wood! Maybe, they have permanent wood? After all, if rigamortis has set in they would be permanently hard? Also, female zombies are unlikely to 'get damp' so that would mean that the male zombie would either have to 'lube up' the famale zombie or 'dry hump' her!! Chances are that his 'wood' would simply snap off during the act of Zombie love!! Ouch!!
According to research men and women have different approaches to sex and marriage? This is because it takes a woman nine months to make a baby, while it takes a man about two minutes.This simple biological fact, allied to the inexorable force of natural selection, lies behind the folk wisdom that all males (not just human males) are always available for sex. Men typically do not need much persuading to invest a short amount of time in having sex, with the chance of spreading their genes as a result, because they are the sons of men who did not need much persuading. For all females(not just human females) sex tends to lead to pregnancy, and pregnancy is a serious commitment of time and resources. It is best only to risk pregnancy when the time and the partner are right, so women have higher standards and take more presuading. Women are cautious because they are the daughters of women who were cautious.
How dare my X call me a cheating, lying bastard when it's just natural selection!!!
Why didn't my solicitor find this research at £150 an hour..twat!!!!
I feel soo much better about how I acted now!! It wasn't my fault at all!!
I simply just met a less cautious women who wanted me to make her pregnant..devious bitch!! ;-Dx
Who needs furniture anyway? Happy Days!!
I was just checking how to spell analogy in my hungover state before I texted a reply to someone!
I started to type into google and got as far as - a n a l
This is what came up...
analytics
analogy
analogue devices
analytical
analogous
analysis
analyse
analytical skills
analgesic
analogue
Analgesic... mmmm Further investigation required...
Analgesic Ladder??
There is a actually a league table for Pain!!
Oxford league table of analgesics in acute pain
Analgesic lotion that sounds wrong - Dromeo Pain Relief Analgesic Lotion ...I can get a free sample
"Yes! Send me a sample of Dromeo Pain Relief Analgesic Lotion. I understand this is a free offer. I pay nothing now, and owe nothing later."
Analgesic nephropathy (is that like necrophilia?) involves damage to one or both kidneys caused by overexposure to mixtures of medications, especially over-the-counter pain remedies.
Oh my god...found this!!! Anesthesia Necrophilia
daddy built a droid and named it Wisdom
stuck it in a steel balloon
taught it how to spit out ones and zeros
said it’s gonna colonize the moon
i mean it, i mean it
i’m kidding
mother made an alter in the garden
out of bones and feathers
she’ll be sacrificing something
said it’s gonna change the weather
i mean it, i mean it
i’m kidding
have a little anesthesia
i mean it, i mean it
i’m kidding
dig a bit of necrophilia
anesthesia, necrophilia
This is just a bit of the freaky poem!!! fooking hell!!!!!
I am now analgesic on a scale of 2 on the ladder and midway in the league table. Maybe I should use my free sample of Dromeo Pain Relief Analgesic Lotion but I best be careful not to overexpose myself to a mixture of medications or I might get analgesic nephropathy or if I am unlucky Anesthesia Necrophilia!! All this from typing the word anal!!! What word can I use next?? The mind boggles!! Who needs an education when you have Google??
I have been attending a scriptwriting course at the Broadway Cinema. I call it 'Film Club' because it makes it sound lots more mysterious and interesting than scriptwriting. The first rule of film club is.......
I am three weeks in now and it has been really eye opening and lots of fun! For the first time in ages I feel like I am learning something new. We have been doing the basic film synopsis stuff which I covered at Uni and analysing short films. The 2 shorts we have analysed so far are;
The Last Farm by Runar Runarsson
The Little Terrorist by Ashvin Kumar
The guy who is running the course is called Graham Lester George who has hand picked these two films for a variety of reasons. The Last Farm is bleak as fook and there is very little dialogue. It is in Icelandic with subtitles. The end of the film is haunting to say the least. The Second film, The Little Terrorist, is what I would call an 'innocence of children' film. What I mean by that is that the film looks at a really complicated issue (the whole India/Pakistan hatred of each other) but through the eyes of a child who really knows nothing about the world at large, just how this affects his day to day life. It reflects on how we become as we get older. The link is above. Watch it let me know what you think? I thought it was an excellent film and shows how much you can do with the medium!! I have about 4 ideas for making a short film already.... :-D
Patient 1 - Hi Dr G, I am in desperate trouble as my Gruffter has creatures living in it...I keep finding mouse droppings in my underwear and my wife says she won't nosh me off any more due to being bitten on the lip by a rodent the last time she tried to get near my willy? She says she will leave me if I don't trim my unruly man garden! She describes it as like 'trying to suck a wurthers original through a thorn bush while being attacked by creatures!'
Well this is a problem that is becoming more and more frequent in my surgeries.. What to do with seventies Gruffter!! This is how I see it..Your hair is disappearing from your head and appearing in your ears, nose, butt, gruffter etc..You feel old and nostalgic for the seventies when big chops and mullets were all the rage!! I say, 'Get With it' Shave that bad boy off..If woman can have a 'Brazilian' so can men..Hell I had 'Dr G Rocks' shaved into my man muff the other week!! The ladies love it!! Once done just surprise your partner by dropping your pants at her place of work and saying ' Oooo Baby suck on this Murray Mint!!' Result!!
Patient 2 - Dr G, I am desperate, I keep waking up with the cat in our bed! I hate the fooking thing but it is my girlfriends. She has clearly stated to me that it is both pussies or none!! What should I do?
Well the selfish bitch! This sort of thing really gets to me!! I used to live with someone who was exactly the same!!She had a big ginger cat that used to sleep on the bed. If it's both pussies or none then I suggest one night you put gaffer tape around the cat and bum it! When your girlfriend wakes up and sees you in action you can just turn around and say ' well this is what you like so I thought I would treat your cat exactly the same'. Result!! Equal Opps in action.... Boom!!
Interesting night...I can't believe this was 2 years ago? It seems like a few months ago!
I had already seen the Editors @ the Social and the Rescue Rooms. I still love their first album.
The second is ok but the latest is pretty average to say the least.
What happened that night changed my life!!
Changed me, some good some not so good!!
I should regret the events of the night but then I would be regretting meeting someone who I still care about even though she is a dick who can barely speak to me these days!!
I don't believe in regrets..what is the point? It's done and you can't change it!
Pixel Dick - In short this cute little phrase is used when you intend to film yourself and your partner getting giggy shall we say!! Nothing like home made porn!! ;-D The thought of seeing myself in action does not appeal to me in the slightest but apparently some of my mates quite enjoy the experience! The question you need to ask is how many pixels does it take to cover up your willy? It is like porn they dont want you to look at were they make all the interesting bits fuzzy!! Always aim high...that will be 3 pixels then !! This phrase will become quite common I feel between swingers and nuns. Females will also be able to use the phrase 'Pixel Pussy' to talk about the size of their gash!! winner!!
Gruff or Gruffter - This is what boys call their man muff!! A gruffter!! It is like the Raleigh Grifter of Muffs!!! A beast of a muff!! For those of you who don't know what a Raleigh Grifter is then I shall give a brief description..It was like the Sherman Tank of bmx's!! I kid you not.. When bmx's became popular this was the Britsih response.. I remember trying to do a jump off a plank on this, it fooking nearly killed me! I literally dropped off the end of a wall, head first..testicles wrapped around the seat post!! I talked like Graham Norton for a week..It hurts just thinking about it!!! On reflection though, I loved my Grifter! I had many a fun time pushing the bastard uphill!! lol !! But, I love my gruffter more...te he he!!
T.L.C. Breakfast - A T.L.C. breakfast is what gets me through the working week!!
Tea - cups and cups of Tea!!
Liquid Ibruprofen - the best invention of the last 50 years, 2 capsules thank you please!!
Cheese on Toast - It just tastes so right!!! mmmmm!!!
Georgie Breakfast - Named after one of the greatest footballers,shaggers and downright legends ever!! George Best!! The Georgie breakfast is quite simple and straight to the point...One can of Stella...Hairy dog and lets get back on it!! The Georgie Breakfast is frequently used on weekenders and when you know ain't nothing going to cure your hangover but another beer. It has to be Stella or you are a gayer! fact!
Leo Sayer - No I don't mean getting a piggy back off a curly haired seventies pop idol!! This phrase means going out all day drinking... Leo Sayer = All Dayer!!!! Use this phrase to confuse anyone under the age of 25 who has absolutely no idea who he is!!
I am beginning to realise I must confuse everybody as I talk in riddles and phrases only I know?
2. The Answering Machine
3. The Drums
4. Julian Plenti
5. The Cribs
6. Dananananaykroyd
7. Maps
8. Mumford and Sons
9. The XX
10. The Wild Beasts
11. Cold Cave
12.The Temper Trap
All worth a listen!!!Been to or going to see all of these in the next month or so!! yeah for live music ;-D
For some strange reason when I am pissed/drunk I can't co-ordinate my eyes and hands!!!
I was slightly tipsy last night and I sent this text to my mother!!!
How big is your pixel dick?
My mother, bless her, replied this morning with this text...
Gordon, where you drunk last night?
Are you drinking too much?
Hope you are ok?
Ring me.
What is a pixel dick?
love mum xx
Apparently, on the outside I didn't look that drunk last night but on the inside I was wankered!!
When I get really pissed I try not to text as I send them to the wrong number!!
I have no idea why I have text dyslexia when I am pissed but??
I had some interesting replies this morning!! lol!!
If you know me and you receive a text that has no meaning then don't worry if it is from me I am just wankered..just send me a crazier reply!!! please!! lolol!!! :-Dx
Jamie knew it was time to say goodbye. He had waited and waited but time was running out. It had to be done now! His thought process was usually so straight forward and uncomplicated but he knew that this time saying goodbye wouldn't be easy. He had become attached to Annik which was totally against his own rules. Rule number 4 - never make friendships you can't leave behind. 'Fuck! fuck! fuck!' He thought!! How the bollox am I going to say goodbye? Usually he wouldn't. He would just disappear as he had appeared, without warning and in the nightime when it was safe to travel. He had to move on tonight, Llewoc and his cronies were closing in on his whereabouts, which would mean danger for Annik. If Llewoc found out he had been stopping in the squat with Annik he would simply destroy the building and imprison everyone. He would think while he packed, clearing any traces of his existense. As Jamie packed what little possessions he had together he hadn't noticed Annik appear at the doorway, quietly observing him, She had dreaded this moment even though she knew it would happen. 'J 'she said softly, he didn't hear in his heightened state of anxiety, 'J ya dick!!' He turned and smiled, 'Annik..I'm....' 'It's ok J, I know what you are doing' She walked over to him and held him as tightly as she could. She tearfully kissed him and then whispered in his ear 'I will always remember you J, be safe' with that she looked into his eyes and softly touched his face 'be safe J' she repeated before turning away quickly and leaving. Jamie for once was stuck for words! He stood in silence...he breathed out deeply and shook his head touching the side of his face where Annik had kissed him. He hoped that it wouldn't be the last time he saw Annik. He stuffed the rest of his belongings into his pack, threw it over his shoulder and checked his watch..5.25 am, the train was at 5.45 just enough time before it started to get light.
Later on the train..
Jamie was lead down on his pack contemplating his next move whilst rolling the heart shaped pebble in his hand that Annik had given him as a gift. She had found it on the beach and had left it on his pillow a couple of days ago. He smiled to himself as he remembered all of the good times they had shared together whilst trying to keep warm and get comfortable on the floor of the carriage.
Finally, his body succumed to sleep deprivation.
The Train left the station....destination unknown!
I love the work of Jamie Hewlett!!
Jamie Shadow (10) aka Stencilboy is another character I am working on at the moment.
Emily was led by the side of the pond in her overgrown garden. She loved to hide here! It was the one place she could find peace and solitude. She looked deep into the depths of the water and wondered to herself, is this what life has to offer? It had been a strange time in her life. A lot of things had happened, some good some bad. The forces inside her had been strong. She had been granted powers beyond that of normal human beings. The ability to alter the future, to change peoples lives. But with it came responsibility and danger. There were many questions she needed answering but for now she just wanted to rest and dream of a time when life was less complicated.
Scribblings - I am in the process of developing characters for some projects I am working on.
Emily L'Etranger (23) is going to become STENCILGIRL.
23 is a FAC catalogue number. Check it out if your interested!!
I realy like using the imagery of peoples minds when they are asleep.
