Not Nineteen Forever!!! :-D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fM73QX3Hx_w

Not Nineteen Forever Live @ Rock City Nottingham

She's had to peel me off the pavement


Trying to insinuate sometimes I'm in danger of going too far

Said would I like to go for tea and toast?

Get your hand off my thigh

In the car she turned to me and said

You're not nineteen forever, pull yourselves together

I know it seems strange but things they change

My mates think I'm mental for filming gigs but when I watch and listen to this I know exactly why I do it!! A second chance to relive the moment!!The amount of gigs I have been to over the years that I would love to be able to look at the footage now..Interpol in Tokyo, Kasabian in New York, Artic Monkeys @ Bristol BeerKeller, The Strokes @ The Leadmill, Coldplay @ The Leadmill, New Order @ Preston Guildhall..just a few!!! I'm only doing it this year anyway.. :-D

Identity

Went to London at the weekend.

Stopped in Camden in what can only described as a shithole which cost £70

Had a ace weekend and went to see Noel Fielding do a gig @ Just the Tonic Comedy Club on Saturday night in a tiny venue in Leicester Square. I took some footage but for some reason it won't upload!

Managed to meet him afterwards to say hello! He has bleach blond hair at the moment which looks strange.

"I asked for Billy Idol and got Pat Butcher" is how he described it.

On the Sunday, it was really sunny so we walked upto Camden Locks and had lunch.

We also went to The Identity Project which explored the idea of the self and who we are.

A really thought provoking exhibition which is well worth a visit if you are in London.

9 British Films you should See from 2009/2010

I love British film - I find it more interesting and realistic than alot of glossy Hollywood produced stuff!! For me, film is about character's'and plot/story etc... Special effects are good if used appropriately, not if that is the main attraction of the film. If a film relies on CGI  OR 3D it pretty much says that it's an average film with a gimic!!  If you don't agree that's fine...your wrong!! A quick example would be Star Wars...people still talk about the first three films from the 70's - 80's..the latest 3???.. I win!! :-D I think it's fantastic that the Hurt Locker has won more Oscars than Avatar - which should be classed as animation,fantastic animation, but none the less animation.

Anyway... 9 British films from 2009/2010 you should watch!!! :-D

1. FishTank (2009)
2. An Education
3. Sex & Drugs & Rock N Roll - (Ian Dury)
4. Nowhere Boy
5. Looking for Eric
6. The Damned United
7. Moon
8. Le Donk &Scor-zay-zee
9. Tony -London Serial Killer (2010)

I haven't seen the Banksy film yet!!! :-D

The Beauty of Music :-D

Ace of Base

What can I say...

Early nineties cheesy Europop!!

However,

Whenever I hear the song..All That She Wants

I am immediatelly transported back to Romania 2009, on holiday,

 sat in a park, on a sunny afternoon, drinking beer with my mates!!

For 2 hours we listened to the best of Ace of Base..hilarious

I am smiling to myself just thinking about it!

For the rest of my life whenever I hear Ace of Base...

(not very often I imagine)

I will think of that special time with my friends :-Dx

All that she wants!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aom_Vvsmg7I&feature=related

Stage Diving (Crowd Surfing) or Muff Diving??

Being a crazzeee hedonistic type of dude

I frequently have to decide what and which activites to participate in which will give me the biggest buzz!!!

You might think this would be an easy option to choose but you would be wrong!!!

Pleasure the lady in your life or risk being put in hospital with a loose punch to the kidneys!!

Lets weigh up the pros and cons of both!!

Muff Diving

There's nothing like removing panties with you teeth

One of the most intimate things you can do with a lady

Her pleasure is your pleasure

All good!!! think again!!!

Remove her panties and she has a seventies muff which gets in your teeth and is like a brillo pad in your eyes result = blinded. You can only follow the smell of Grimsby Dock because she ain't washed and shes had a dump and you mistakingly slip and lick her batty hole!! choco pudding!!!

I used to like muff diving with the lady standing up as i knelt between her legs!(behemath) However, I realised too late that her pussy would act like a seal when she came!! I nearly suffocated and passed out!

Fishy face wash is never likely to challenge Body Shop Facial for sales!!

Extreme muff diving is now an Olympic Sport aka 2012!! checkout me in the picture practicing..unfortunately I did my back in and dropped my girlfriend on her head = silent treatment for weeks!!

Stage Diving(Crowd Surfing)

It's fun

When you are floating around on the top it's a fookin unreal buzz

When you get dragged down and you run back around into the crowd, your heart racing, endorphins pumping!! what a rush!!! boom boom!!! :-D

However - 

While you are floating it's common practice for the crowd underneath to

smack you in the knackers, face or just generally all over

I got proper twatted at a Carter USM gig a few years back and ended up in hospital pissing blood with an enlarged kidney..a month off work followed.

People sweat in the mosh pit and take their tops off!! Stop now you sweaty fooks!!

It's one thing to sweat with a T-shirt on but don't touch flesh..wrong on every level!! 

It can hurt when you don't float and people drop you!! Mmmm

Here is some footage of me Crowd Surfing @ a Maccabees gig!!

Loved it!! :-D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ukx6rQG1M1o

Here is some footage of me Muff Diving!!

The Tongue Tornado!! Loved it!! :-D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0zPetYbTmo

 Both are pleasurable but both have their risks!!!

Thats the fun and thats why I love doing them both!!! :-D

Private Eye or Spy???

Private Eye or Spy???

Of late I have been thinking of a career change!!!

I thought what skills have I got that I could transfer to another career??

I like to hide around street corners, stalk my girlfriends-victims, search through drawers for underwear-evidence, take pictures when people aren't looking, sit around for hours doing nothing but watching films,I like to eat cake, I like to drive my car in high speed pursuits through cardboard boxes, I like big hair-all over!! I like to wear sunglasses at night(twat) I like to womanise(they don't) I like to drink - especially cocktails called Porn Star Martinis...Light bulb moment!!

I could be a Private Eye or as I like to call it a 'Private Dick' a bit seventies but I think that being in the police etc...looked a lot more fun in the seventies..eg. The Sweeney and Life on Mars. Or, alternatively I could be a spy..like a posh version of a Private Eye with a gun and access to hotter women who will seduce me and then try and kill me with their thighs!! Mmmm!!!

Time to weigh up the advantages and dis-advantages of both!

If I was a Private Eye I could be as cool as Humphrey Bogart, I'd put right wrong doings, save the day and win the girl!! REALITY - I'd look like a seventies porn star, I'd solve fook all, I'd put loads of weight on from sitting around doing fook all and eating fast food. I would become an alcoholic and get some sort of STD from sleeping with hookers to pass the time.

If I was a spy like James Bond or Sean Connery who is a spy in real life (FACT) I would look the bollox in my suits, Have a cool car, lots of crazy gadgets to impress my friends, save the world from some crazy guy covered in gold or with three nipples!! Get the hottest girls who would seduce me in order to kill me but instead would fall in love with me because of my prowess in bed..REALITY - if I was a spy for Great Britain it would be more like Spies Like Us. I would have the shittiest equipment that wouldn't work when I needed it too, Suits from Burtons, drive a Reliant Robin, get sent to some half baked country which ended in STAN...where I would lose my life to a ladyboy who would smother me with his/her knub....

Conclusion - All that glitters is not Gold...ask Gary!!! :-( 
I quite like my job anyway...unlesss.... :-D

Top Album of the Noughties!!

I was going to go through the top 30 albums but I thought that would be pointless!!
The Interpol Album...Turn on The Bright Lights
What can I say!!!
Saw them for the first time in 2003 on the NME tour in Liverpool!!
Instantly loved them..their sound..their image!! They were only the second band on out of four.
Anyway..the album is dark, vibrant, and ultimately a compelling listen.
Released in 2002, it will still be listened too for many years.,which is the test of a classic album.
Recently introduced Interpol to a good friend of mine..Yep, It still sounds fookin great!!
Seen them 7 times now!!
I actually went to see them in Tokyo...met them..That's a story for another blog post... :-D

Stella was a Diver -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtigpB7q2LI

Obstacle 1-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkBAUqp6NKg&NR=1

This album should be in everyones collection..
Can't wait for the new album this year!!!!

Mad March

Mad March

Funky February has ended but Mad March has begun!!!

I shall be reflecting on the gigs and stuff I did in February over the next week or so!!

Lots of exciting things have happened in the last month!!

Lots of crazy stuff also!!!

Been far too busy at work, hence lack of blogging!!

The Soft Pack @ The Bodega Social

The last gig of Funky Feb - Great Gig!!

You gotta Answer to Yourself :-D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AnFd9d1rJE