Tuesday, 29 September 2009

New WoRds aNd PhRaSeS - THE G DICKTIONARY 4


The G DickTionary

Mullet Off - This is when two men or women with the infamous Mullet haircut engage in a bout of Mullet tugging!! Before the bout begins they look each other in the eye and grab each side of their opponents hair, approximately just where the hair starts to flare out at the back of the ear. With a countdown the tugging may commence...the victor is the one who loses the least amount of hair and blood in a 10 minute bout.

Mullet-off Cocktail - This is a group bout of upto 5 on either side. Same rules apply except that the sexes can fight the opposite sex..ie. man v woman. This can be used to sort out divorces and other important family disputes like constantly farting under the duvet and stuff.

Always remember Mullet fans It's business at the front and party at the back for a reason..be safe!

Rigsby's Replacements - this is when your landlord eats and drinks your food and alcohol and replaces them with something completely different although nearly the same!!! lol  ;-D

Seagulls(seagals)  -  Named after the famous actor Steven Seagal. Seagals can be found in the conibation of West Bridgford In Nottingham and usual congregate on Thursday, Fridays and Saturday nights. They can be spotted by their identical plummage of being overweight, slick back hair, T-shirt too small for their rotund bellies and general orangy flesh coloured tones. They can be identified by this appearence no matter what the season is. They are brash creatures and continually bleet about how much they have or appear to have..what one could call a 'ten bob millionaire'. They habitually mate with Blonde haired 'Julie's' who are identical in appearence except that they have lady cocks and fake tits!!! They breed unfortunately and worship the church of Simon Cowell and Katie Price... Avoid at all costs..

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