The G Dicktionary
Eurovision - this is a catchphrase for when one is trying to attract a lady from the continent...eg. tonight I'm going eurovision... If unsuccessful it is known as 'nil point' or doing a Terry Wogan!
Stellafied - A recent hit pop tune by the Mancunian monkey man Sir Ian Brown has been adapted to mean you are totally wankered on Stella! eg. Fook I'm Stellafied....The nastiest lager known to the human race but it's also quite nice? One of life's great puzzles?
Rapper replacement - this is the art of replacing everyday words with rappers names...eg. Coolio - just means 'cool'. Vanilla Ice means 'nice'. J Zee means you lazy cunt. ie. Your such a J Zee cunt!! This has limitations though as rappers tend to be named Dave?
Shootle poops - this is a phrase that means you are going somewhere eventually! but it might take a while and you might meander via a pub etc...but you will gt there eventually!! what might also be described as being a bit of a 'gayer' reference!
Gayer - a positive way of saying you are acting like a mincing girl. eg. you are such a 'gayer'. This can be used in many hilarious situations and has been known to diffuse many a hostile happening or event. Clinton to Yeltsin...Boris you drink like a gayer! Yeltsin to Clinton...no worries mate I'd rather be a gayer than let your wife suck my cock again. Three bottles of fine vodka later Bill was asleep and Hilary was smiling!! Bill you would say acted like a 'gayer'!!!! True Story ;-D
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