New WoRds aNd PhRaSeS - THE G DICKTIONARY 3

The G Dicktionary

Pistolas - We all know that fingering is a bit of a childish word! So, when we become adults with jobs and responsibilities we need to use a new word that means the same because, lets face it, it's rather fun. eg. 'I pistoled her good', 'She loves a good pistoling' At the same time it is recommended that you make a little gun mime with your hand. This is very adult like as you can pretend you are playing Cowboys and Indians without anyone knowing. If you are feeling adventurous there are many variations 'the pistolla bang' or 'double barelled pistolas' this requires double gun mime!(double the fun) You be careful with your 'cocked pistolas' they are lethal weapons my mum told me, they will get you into trouble one day! How right she was.

Knub - Do you know if the person you are looking at is a man or a woman? Whether the person has a Knob or a Lady Cock? A very confusing area at the moment with Lady Gaga and all!! Knub, sums up that grey area perfectly. I think I need to feel her Knub to know for sure? I prefer the Crocodile Dundee method of Knubbing just to be sure when I go out on the town and I have had a few cheeky drinks!!! aggressive knubbing - he/she knubbed me good!I kicked him in the knub! You can 'romance the knub' to a hit single from Barry White. Knub friendly but to the point!

Dogstar - I bet your thinking of that crap band that one from Busted is in now? No, Back to the Dogstar is a lyric from that fine wordsmith Mr Mike Skinner who is from the Street, Man! 'All back to the Dogstar' means back to the local for a late drink. Rah Rah to get a Marlon from the bar. Preferably a drink and not a dead actor. Charlie from Busted has a Knub I believe?

Window Lickers - This is a system that Students and Staff have developed over the years. A bit like visual morse code... One lick on the window means hello, two licks means I fancy you, three licks means fook off!!! To get the desired effect you need to place both hands on the window with your face inbetween them flush to the window and lick away. Make sure you smear the window when you do this for prosterity purposes. Why talk to other people when you can window lick to your hearts content. Especially effective in a car,minibus or high speed train.

Licking the Stamp - A phrase for when one likes to partake in sex of the oral variety with a lady. This was developed when I was at university where I had a friend who would only do oral sex on the females he met? Why I am not sure? We nicknamed him 'stamp' which we did with a rediculous tongue action when we said it!!! We also liked to repeat the word stamp about 20 times for a better effect' stamp stamp stamp stamp etc.. until he cried. We did this on one flight to Kavos none stop for 4 hours to great general amusement to our group! Everyone else on the plane thought we were mental!! happy days!! Matt eventually hung himself with a stamp attached to his forehead. :-D