THE G DICKTIONARY
Madonna Moment - This occurs when you are approximately on your third or fourth pint...when you get into the groove... you know what I mean!! The lager is just taking effect, music, women, etc...nothing else matters in the whole world but being in the pub at that particular time!! world debt, plague and famine are irrelevant..the Madonna Moment!! Make the most of it because there is only one way your going...down hill ;-D
Bum Crackling - This is a common day-after syndrome. Beer and a kebab or curry lead to sloppy bowels!!
In the rush to rejoin the fun in the pub you wipe quickly and without a care in the world. When you wake up in the morning you feel hungover and a little crusty. Your bum hair is a little shall we say twigletty!! You can risk not having a shower but this will lead to debris constantly falling into your pants for the rest of the day!! not good!! Shower is the only cure!!
Lecter Cake - This is a special cake you give to somone at work!! What a birthday treat they say THE MERINGUE IS SO LIGHT AND FLUFFY!! Little do they know there is something very special mixed in the ingredients!! ;-D see also jizz lobber..
Happy birthday work mate!!! mwah mwah!!!
Domestos Lollipop - I fooking hate swimming but see it is a necessary evil when I can't run!! 'But I like swimming' you say! Bollox!! How can you enjoy swimming in other people's piss and chlorine? Up and down the lane you go...dull dull dull..swallowing foul water!!! Anyway, not only is it dull it leaves you smelling like you wear domestos aftershave. Here is a test for you swimming people...Don't shower and let your girlfriend suck your domestos lollipop!! Mmmmm!!! lovely surprise!! Next time just save her the trouble and let her lick the inside of the toilet bowl!!!
Enough fun with words I must fly!!!!!
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