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Saturday, 3 October 2009

GiLLiAn MckEith is ThE dEviL

I just opened my fridge and this fooker was inside????

Gillian Mckeith you think you are so clever with your Bristol Stool Scale...
Ha...well girfriend what just happened to me ain't on that chart so there, explain that??
I have put it in a tupperware lunchbox and I am sending it next day delivery to you to analyze it for me.
I think I might have an alien living inside me?? Mmmmm

Friday, 2 October 2009

MarMitE dELiGhT? Or Not?

As a pseudo scientist I frequently like to conduct experiments on myself or by surprising others. I am quite a fun guy to be around...Any way, having manage to attract a female who is willing to share a bed with me I like to test them out shall we say.

I call this experiment the Marmite Delight? Or Not?

Here is how it goes, (this can be done by males or females)

Get your partner a little aroused...kiss and a fondle etc...

Then quickly depart to the bathroom where you put marmite on your willy (or Boobies for females)

Then just see what happens when you drop your under crackers!!!

Will she lap it up like a Labrador or Gag like a good un!!!

Either way....your sure to win as it will act as a tasty snack for the rest of the night..nice

More experiments from the G-LAB in the near future

A tip: wear black underwear

OrAnGe PeeL FaNgS

Thought I would make my last teaching session of the week interesting by surprising the students with a cunning experiment...I bet I scare them witless!!! mwah mwah!!! :-D

RoCk RoCk RockToBeR

We were at a party

His ear lobe fell in the deep

Someone reached in and grabbed it

It was a rock lobster

We were at the beach

Everybody had matching towels

Somebody went under a dock

And there they saw a rock

It wasn't a rock

It was a rock lobster

Motion in the ocean

His air hose broke

Lots of trouble

Lots of bubble

He was in a jam

S'in a giant clam

Down, down

Underneath the waves

Mermaids wavin'

Wavin' to mermen

Wavin' sea fans

Sea horses sailin

Dolphins wailin'

Red snappers snappin'

Clam shells clappin'

Muscles flexin'

Flippers flippin'

Down, down

Let's rock!

Boy's in bikinis

Girls in surfboards

Everybody's rockin'

Everybody's fruggin'

Twistin' 'round the fire

Havin' fun

Bakin' potatoes

Bakin' in the sun

Put on your noseguard

Put on the lifeguard

Pass the tanning butter

Here comes a stingray

There goes a manta-ra

In walked a jelly fish

There goes a dogfish

Chased by a catfish

In flew a sea robin

Watch out for that piranha

There goes a narwhale

HERE COMES A BIKINI WHALE!

rOCK, ROCK, rOCKTOBER

down down...................

Tune for the Month ;-Dx

Animal Kingdom@Social Nottingham

Rugosa Nevada - the support band with a strange name...ok but trying quite hard to sound like early U2. So if you like early U2 give them a listen. Times must be hard for bands as they came around the venue after the gig selling their first E.P. for a pound on home burnt CD's. I bought one as I felt a little sorry for them! Listened to it on the way to work and...it sounds a little like early U2!! surprise!!

Animal Kingdom - Much hype and speculation surrounds these at the moment. Where they any good? There were 5 of them crammed on the tiny stage at the Social and they made a very together, professional sound but ultimately bar for a couple of half decent tracks and the singer's fairly unique voice they didn't really do much for me. I can see these becoming quite big as they play very 'pleasent' music. They work well as a band with a very Coldplay type sound. They are very radio friendly and they seem like a nice set of guys. The lead singer came over and invited us to have a drink with him after the gig. For me though they just didn't have enough of a impact, I didn't come away thinking 'wow' I need to buy their new album although I am sure if I heard one of their tracks on the radio or on a night out I would think that sounds ok!!

Music 6/10 Nice tunes but Forgettable

Cocktails 10/10 Rocktober started with a Pornstar Martini!!

The pictures are of Animal Kingdom..I took them from the side of the stage. I like the way they appear under developed.

J with a Reef...You classy lady!!!! Apparently, it's the drink of choice for all the middle classes. ;-Dx

Day 1 of Rocktober events...to be continued!!